Your Daily Margarita

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me in november:
ugh christmas decorations shouldn't be up this early the holiday isn't for another two months come the fuck on
me in september:
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

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iphone user:
*minding his own business*
android user:
AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!
iphone user:
im not really a fanboy
android user:
let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave
iphone user:
hey man thats in poor taste
android user:
good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*
iphone user:
it's quite large
Android user:
you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*
iphone user:
oh my god!
android user:
oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering

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