deepwithinthedeadliestdarkness:
story time when i was 16 my mom and i were watching ellen and my mom says
‘oh look my favorite lesbian!’
and i said ‘i thought i was your favorite lesbian?’
and she just stared at me for a moment and said
‘oh ok. ‘
and we just continued watching
and thats how i came out to my mother
Fucking A Star.
(via chelseapotterhead)
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
A great way to break the ice is by smashing it with the heads of your enemies
(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)
how do gay men have sex???? does one of them grow a vagina or something????
*whispers* they put it in the bootyhole
(via foreveralone-lyguy)
